As you can see it found a few open ports and listed the services that are run on them. Below I have a list of some of the most popular ports/services on the internet.

20 FTP data (File Transfer Protocol)
21 FTP (File Transfer Protocol)
22 SSH (Secure Shell)
23 Telnet
25 SMTP (Send Mail Transfer Protocol)
43 whois
53 DNS (Domain Name Service)
68 DHCP (Dynamic Host Control Protocol)
80 HTTP (HyperText Transfer Protocol)
110 POP3 (Post Office Protocol, version 3)
137 NetBIOS-ns
138 NetBIOS-dgm
139 NetBIOS
143 IMAP (Internet Message Access Protocol)
161 SNMP (Simple Network Management Protocol)
194 IRC (Internet Relay Chat)
220 IMAP3 (Internet Message Access Protocol 3)
443 SSL (Secure Socket Layer)
445 SMB (NetBIOS over TCP)
1352 Lotus Notes
1433 Microsoft SQL Server
1521 Oracle SQL
2049 NFS (Network File System)
3306 MYSQL
4000 ICQ
5800 VNC

I figured it out! The Visual Studio installer must have added an errant line to the registry. open up regedit and take a look at this registry key: See that key? The Content Type key? change its value from text/plain to text/javascript. Finally chrome can breathe easy again. I should note that neither Content Type nor PercievedType are there by default on Windows 7, so you could probably safely delete them both, but the minimum you need to do is that edit. Anyway I hope this fixes it for you too!